What movies have not aged well?
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Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?